Category Archives: Smartass Remarks

The United States of Terraria

There’s a great video game out there called Terraria that’s pretty popular with the kids. I play video games, so I gave it a try. Terraria has a character customization screen, which anyone can tell you is my favorite part … Continue reading

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Attention Earflings

It’s easy to make fun of Juggalos, so let’s not do that. You can watch the infomercial for the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos and make your own jokes. But we at Master Ninja try to be constructive, so we … Continue reading

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What It Changes: Oprah

Welcome back from the holiday weekend, friends! It was Memorial Day – did you remember what you were supposed to? You probably forgot. Is it okay to forget on Memorial Day if you remember on another day? What if you … Continue reading

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