Author Archives: Chuck, the Webmaster

About Chuck, the Webmaster

Chuck is the founder and creator of Master Ninja... but that just means he gets yelled at when the dojo needs work.

Meme Engineer Meme

I’ve made an image meme for all those folks making image memes. Enjoy!

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Two Americas – The Grammies

There are two Americas. I live in the America that considers Chris Brown a crazed thug. In my America, we have only the vaguest notion that he also makes music. I live in the America that has never listened to … Continue reading

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Ten Things Herman Cain Could Have Said

On Monday, Herman Cain was asked if he agreed with President Obama on Libya. Admittedly, the question is phrased poorly – “So you agreed with President Obama on Libya… or not?” First of all, that’s not a question, it’s a … Continue reading

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Master Ninja’s Thing of the Week

The best part about Master Ninja’s Thing of the Week is the unqualified nature of the Thing. It might be great. It might be good. It might just be a thing. This Week’s Thing of the Week is the film … Continue reading

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Master Ninja’s Thing of the Week

The wonderful thing about living in this day and age is that you can Like Long John Silver’s on Facebook. Do it. If you have Long John Silver’s as one of your Facebook interests, it always works. If you’re a … Continue reading

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Top 5 Costumes Ideas for 2012

Halloween 2011 is gone, but now we can look ahead to Halloween 2012! We at Master Ninja have already researched what the top 5 costumes for 2012 will be! 1.) As the Mayan Calendar comes to the end of its … Continue reading

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Master Ninja’s Thing of the Week

This is our first installment of Master Ninja’s Thing of the Week, where we at Master Ninja recommend something (usually some sort of entertainment thing) to you, the loyal reader, or recommend against something, or just discuss something without particularly … Continue reading

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9 Essential Geek Books Re-Wired

Wired.com recently posted an article by Mr. Marty Continas entitled “9 Essential Geek Books You Must Read Right Now.” I don’t mean to question Mr. Continas’s authority, but obviously we at Master Ninja have some insight on these matters ourselves. … Continue reading

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The United States of Terraria

There’s a great video game out there called Terraria that’s pretty popular with the kids. I play video games, so I gave it a try. Terraria has a character customization screen, which anyone can tell you is my favorite part … Continue reading

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Confusionisms Part I

This post was originally going to be cool and interactive. It turns out that’s a huge pain in the ass in WordPress. You get what you pay for, I guess. Well, in the meantime, I will try to learn how … Continue reading

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