The wonderful thing about living in this day and age is that you can Like Long John Silver’s on Facebook. Do it. If you have Long John Silver’s as one of your Facebook interests, it always works. If you’re a hipster, it looks ironic. If you live in a metropolitan area, it says, “I don’t care what you think – I like to party ass-deep in fried food.” If you’re a hillbilly, it says, “I eat where you eat, my hillbilly compatriots.”
Master Ninja’s Thing of the Week this week is reheated Long John Silver’s Chicken Planks!
I can't wait to dive into the greasy goodness!
Sure, it’s not good for you. Sure, something about the microwave process makes the grease all come to the surface, so the first bite tastes like the Land o’ Lakes Indian Princess is taking a dump in your mouth. But it is damned tasty.
I fear the buttery dumps of the Land-O-Lakes Princess. My father used to cut her out of the box, cut a slit in her shirt and fold her knees upwards, so it looked like cleavage if you lifted her skirt. Great fun at parties!
In other, more important news, I’m very glad to see you updating this again. Keep it up, man!